Don’t you think you’re a little young to be smoking

Waiting at a bus stop one day a lady spots a young lad lighting up a
cigarette.

She turns to the boy and asks him: “Don’t you think you’re a little young to be smoking, how old are you?”

“I’m 8 years old.” Answers the boy.

“8? And how long have you been smoking?” she asked.

“Oh, I started right after I made love for the first time.” the boy said.

“MADE LOVE? And when, may I ask, was that?” the woman continued.

The boy thought for a moment and replied: “I can’t remember, I was drunk!”

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