Smoker Face

“Smoker Face” is a song parody of Lady Gaga’s hit song “Poker Face”. It features sound clips of the beautiful, yet very wrinkled Cheryl Merkowski from www.WhoreHole.org.

Special thanks to Tim Henson from the Distorted View Show (www.DistortedView.com) for his support over the years.

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SONG LYRICS:

Smoker Face

You want to smoke ‘em but it gives you heart disease
Your body reeks like you shit some nicotine (I love it)

Your face looks like it had a little too much sun
Your face is lookin’ wrinkled like my scrotum

Your co-workers… make you smoke outside
Your face looks like… it got deep fried

CHORUS:
You have got… You have got a very wrinkly Smoker Face
(Yellow skin, and barely breathin’)

You have got… You have got a very wrinkly Smoker Face
(Yellow skin, and barely breathin’)

S s s Smoker Face… S s Smoker Face
S s s Smoker Face… S s Smoker Face

I see your missing teeth when you have a big laugh
Your skin is leathery like E.T. took a bath

You’re fun at parties cause you constantly gag
And your lungs are looking black like a colostomy bag

You’ll even use… your neck hole to smoke
Your face is melted like on Indiana Jones

(CHORUS)

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