Graham Clark Comedy Now smokers quit smoking joke
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What its like to be a smoker…The excitement! And quitting smoking and the Freudian puzzles that follow.
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Smoking Riddle
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Three people are in a lifeboat, adrift at sea. They have four cigarettes, but no matches or lighters. How can they each smoke a cigarette?
Answer: throw one cigarette overboard, which will make the boat a cigarette lighter.
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS in Legalese
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Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter “the House”) a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to, a mouse.
A variety of foot apparel, e.g., stocking, socks, etc., had been [...]
Will I Live to be a hundred?
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A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.
The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?”
“No,” he replied, “I’ve never done either.”
“Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?” inquired the doctor.
“No, I’ve never done any of those [...]
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