How to avoid worms!

Four worms were carefully placed into 4 separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of garden soil.

After 24 hours the jars were checked and…

The first worm was dead. Second worm was dead. Third worm was also dead. Fourth worm was alive and well!

The Moral of this tale: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t get worms!

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