My grandma lived to be a hundred and seven!

A little boy was sitting smoking a cigarette on a park bench. After chain smoking three in a
row, a man sitting on the bench across from him said, “Don’t you
know smoking is bad for you? Your lungs get full of tar and your
clothes will begin to smell bad, and you could end up with lung cancer”. To which
the little boy replied “My grandma lived to be a hundred and
seven!” “Oh” said the man. “Did she smoke?’ “No” said the little
boy. “She minded her own damned business!”

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