The Nun, The Camel and the Condom

Two elderly nuns were sitting outside their convent, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the nuns pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Nun 1: What’s that?
Nun 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.
Nun 1: Where did you get it?
Nun 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day … Nun 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, a nun and over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Nun 1: It doesn’t matter as long as it fits a Camel.

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